Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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