just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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