im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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