she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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