I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Randomize