I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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