Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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