Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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