Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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