i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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