it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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