turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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