Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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