If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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