those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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