My friends, they love my intelligence
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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