she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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