Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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