Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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