i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think people are normalizing furries
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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