I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Drunk is not a location!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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