hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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