so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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