but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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