She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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