let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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