Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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