you win again, gameday.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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