He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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