Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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