Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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