I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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