Why are handjobs necessary in class?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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