Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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