I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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