Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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