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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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