The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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