We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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