Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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