The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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