Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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