so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I think people are normalizing furries
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
