$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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