i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just cut my nipple shaving
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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