shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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