She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
