Dual....:-)
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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