She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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