Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
vagina is talking i cant
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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