Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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