I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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