ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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